Man to dog trainer: “Every time a bell rings, my dog goes into the corner.”
Dog trainer: “That’s OK, he is a Boxer.”
The police department, famous for its superior canine (K-9) unit, was somewhat taken back by a recent incident.
Returning home from work a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burgled. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K9 unit patrolling nearby was the first on the scene.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash the blonde ran out onto the porch, clapped a hand to her head and moaned, ‘I come home from work to find all my possessions stolen, I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send a blind policeman!’
I am truly honored! Gracie Mae had a poetry contest. It is really cold and snowy where she lives and her Annoying Kid loves Greyhounds, so she had a contest to write a poem for snow or greyhounds. I wrote one with both in it and I tied for first place with Amber DaWeenie! Here’s the poem I wrote for Gracie Mae:
Oh no, there’s too much snow
It’s too deep for me to go
I think if I were a Greyhound
I’d go out in one big bound
Around the yard I would run
Leaping and playing, having so much fun
I’d soar over the snow
I’d play a lot and put on a show
To get warm I’d come inside
Happily with my family to abide
Roxi dressed as a Dustbunny last October and entered a contest. She won the contest too! Mom made the costume for her, but Roxi wasn’t so thrilled with it. Mom sent the top picture to Janet Evanovich’s site and it was selected to be in the Reader’s Pets part. If you want to go there click HERE. We think they post all the pictures that are sent in, but hey, this is one of mom’s most favorite authors so we thought it was cool. We think she made the cutest little Dustbunny anywhere!