The Wednesday Howl (Talented dog)

 The Wednesday Howl

Talented Dog

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.”

A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined.

Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.

The manager said “I can’t hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type.” The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair.

The manager was stunned, but then told the dog “the sign says you have to be good with a computer.” The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect program, that worked flawlessly the first time.

By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said “I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I *still* can’t give you the job.”

The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said “yes, but the sign *also* says that you have to be bilingual.”

The dog looked at the manager calmly and said, “Meow!”

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19 Responses

  1. Hi, Rusty…

    BOL…I wish I had that dog for my secretary…Maybe I wouldn’t get so behind all the time…

    Abby xxxooo

  2. Funny Rusty! I think Mom need a secretary like that too!

    -Kira The Beautiful

  3. Only in California … 😉

  4. WAAAWAAAWAAA Rusty!!!!!!!
    great post!!!!
    we think mom need a secretary like that!!!!!
    can we send us that dog????:-))))))))
    You’re soooooooooo cool and we love you soooooooooo much!!!!
    kisses and licks!!!

  5. Ha roo roooo – further proof of the intelligence of us pups!!!

    Tail wags, the OP Pack

  6. THAT was furry furry funny!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

  7. Hahaha!

    Pug love from,
    Pearl & Daisy

  8. BOL!!! Your jokes are grrreat Rusty!!

  9. Dogs rule! By the way, I’m Fred, and I just stopped by to say hello!

  10. Woo hoo hee haa haa. that was a good one rusty, we needed that laugh today, thank you!

  11. Meow! Rusty….yu are so funny! We needed the laugh too.
    Rambo & MM

  12. Love it! Thanks for the smile, Rusty. Ari’s working on her best cat noises as we speak. (okay, that’s a lie. She’s actually chewing on a bone. But she wants to learn cat. really.)

  13. We love your Wednesday howl!!!!! aaAARROOOOOO

  14. BOL! You’re Wednesday howl is the bestest!

    Licks,
    Kylie

  15. See my blog today for a special award for Woo..
    -Kira The BeaWoottiful

  16. Dogs are just so talented

  17. Oh Rusty, I didn’t know you had a squirrel patrol too, or I would not have stepped on your little toes……I hope we can join forces and unite to stop them evil squirrels!
    -Kira The beaWootiful

  18. Oh, yes, can I join your patrol too?

  19. *Haha* I like that joke, Rusty! I’m howling!

    xox
    Chef

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