The Wednesday Howl (Dog Quotes)

Dog Quotes

“When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.”
— Edward Abbey

“The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.”
–Anonymous

“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.”
— Dave Barry

“Dogs need to sniff the ground; it’s how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard.”
–Dave Barry

“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.”
— Robert Benchley

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
— Josh Billings

“In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.”
— Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan

“Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories!”
— Dr. Tom Cat

“You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.”
— Nora Ephron