Posted on January 30, 2009 by Rusty
Don’t you just love to run! I love to feel the air flow through my fur and over my nose! Run and feel the muscles in my legs stretch and my ears flap. I love to taste the air on my tongue as it flows into my mouth as I run. I love to run faster and faster till I’m just a blur in the yard and no one can see me! It’s good to practice running that fast so the squirrels don’t see you coming! Riley likes to run too, He sticks his tongue out and licks the wind off his nose.
I think this could be fun! Why don’t we plan to all post a picture of us running NEXT SATURDAY, FEB. 7. Let mom know if you are going to post and she can post everyone’s link here on my blog. On that Sat. put a link to my blog along with your picture and anyone who wants to can come here and find links to everyone who is participating. Does that sound like fun? Just thinking about it makes me want to go out and run around zippy fast!
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Posted on January 28, 2009 by Rusty
A Dog’s Dictonary & Guide
Leash: A strap that attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your owner where you want him or her to go. Make sure that you are waiting patiently with leash in mouth when your owner comes home from work. This immediatly makes your owner feel guilty and the walk is lengthened by a good 10 minutes
.Dog Bed: Any soft, clean surface, such as a white bedspread, newly upholstered couch or the dry cleaning that was just picked up.
Drool: What you do when your owners have food and you don’t.To do this properly, sit as close as you can, look sad and let the drool fall to the floor or better yet on their laps.
Sniff: A social custom to use when you greet other dogs or those people that sometimes smell like dogs.
Garbage Can: A container your neighbors put out weekly to test your ingenuity. Stand on your hind legs and push the lid off with your nose. If you do it right, you are rewarded with food wrappers to shred, beef bones to consume, moldy crusts of bread and sometimes even an old Nike.
Bicycles: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few yards. The rider swerves and falls into the bushes, and you prance away.
Thunder: A signal the world is coming to an end. Humans remain amazingly calm during thunderstorms, so it is necessary to warn them of the danger by trembling, panting, rolling your eyes wildly and following at their heels.
Wastebasket: A dog toy filled with paper, envelopes and old candy wrappers. When you get bored, turn over the basket and strew the papers all over the house. This is particularly fun to do when there are guests for dinner and you prance around with the contents of that very special bathroom wastepaper basket!
Sofas: Are to dogs like napkins are to people. After eating it is polite to run up and down the front of the sofa and wipe your whiskers clean. If there are people sitting on the couch just include them as a handy wipe.
Bath: A process owners use to clean you, drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently.Lean: Every good dog’s response to the command “sit,” especially if your owner is dressed for an evening out. Incredibly effective before black-tie events.
Love: A feeling of intense affection, given freely and without restriction, shared by you and your owner. Show it by wagging your tail
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Posted on January 27, 2009 by Rusty
This is kind of a double work week for Eduardo. Here you see all the toys I was taking care of for my job then you see how I had to rest before carrying on.
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Posted on January 23, 2009 by Rusty
Just look what Riley and I have! Matching winter coats. Mom and dad went to First Monday in Canton at the beginning of Jan. Mom found a lady who had made dog coats. There was one that fit Riley but not one that matched for me. The lady said that one could be sent later, so mom paid for it and it came in the mail the other day! I like the color.
First mom put them on us and tried to take a picture of us. Of course I am good and sat nicely for mom. It took mom several pictures to catch Riley on the couch.
After we posed for this picture we went outside and played in the cold and stayed snuggly warm, mostly. At first I didn’t like the coat so I rolled in the leaves and tried to roll my coat off, but it didn’t come off. Finally I just played chase with Riley.
We ran and ran. Bear even ran a little but she mostly just sat by mom. She is old and doesn’t like to run with us much.
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Posted on January 21, 2009 by Rusty
“When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.”
— Edward Abbey
“The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.”
“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.”
— Dave Barry
“Dogs need to sniff the ground; it’s how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard.”
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.”
— Robert Benchley
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
— Josh Billings
“In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.”
— Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan
“Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories!”
— Dr. Tom Cat
“You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.”
— Nora Ephron
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Posted on January 20, 2009 by Rusty
My work this week for Eduardo included snuggling with dad so he doesn’t feel left out!
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Posted on January 14, 2009 by Rusty