The Wednesday Howl (Beware of Dog)

The Wednesday Howl

On the door of the little country store a stranger noticed the sign DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! Inside he saw a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register.
He asked the store manager, “Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?” “Yep, that’s him,” he replied.
The stranger could not help but be amused. “That certainly does not look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?”
“Because,” the owner replied, “before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him.”

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14 Responses

  1. Hi, Rusty…

    HaHa….That’s funny…

    Abby xxxooo

  2. BOL! So funny!
    Hugs & Snugs
    Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

  3. *SNORT* That’s a good one! I was thinking it might go something like the classic Inspector Clouseau gag:

    Clouseau (looking at dog on floor of inn): Does your dog bite?
    Innkeeper: No.
    Clouseau: Nice doggy.
    (Clouseau tries to pet dog, which snarls and bites him)
    Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
    Innkeeper: That is not my dog.

  4. Ha ha ha!

  5. HAHAHAHAHA. Good one Rusty!
    Hugs
    Sunny&Scooter

  6. True!! 😀

  7. Hi, Rusty!
    You gave us a good laugh!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

  8. Good joke Rusty! Get any squirrels lately?? Tuffy’s got one for you. He’s chewing the telephone line. Go Rusty Go!
    Rambo

  9. Ahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

    Butt wiggles,
    Solid Gold Dancer

  10. Rusty, every time I try to post to you it tells me “discarded” ….

  11. RUSTY! You won’t believe it! Look at what I found online:

    w w w. ustream. tv/ channel /the-great-alaskan- red-squirrel-cam

    Now you don’t even have to go outside to bark at squirrels!

    Licks,
    Kylie

  12. Check out my blog….Rusty will get a kick out of it. It involves his favorite topic…squirrels!

  13. Lol, I think I should get that sign so people will stop tripping over me!

    Hugz
    Gizmo

  14. That was a good one Rusty. BOL BOL!

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