New Puppy – a poem

New Puppy

Don’t smell crotches, don’t eat plants.
Don’t steal food or underpants.
Don’t eat my socks, don’t grab my hair . . .
DON’T RIP THE STUFFING FROM THAT CHAIR!
Don’t eat those peas! Don’t touch that bush!
Don’t chew my shoes … What IS that mush?
Eat your cookie, drink your drink.
Outta the toilet! Outta the sink!!
AWAY FROM THE CAT BOX, IT’S FOR THE CAT!!
(And MUST you kiss me? After that???)
Yes, raising a puppy is not for the lazy!
Though puppies are funny, they’re also quite crazy.
But don’t despair, though its toil and strife.
After 3 years, you’ll get back your life!
So, let’s go for “walkies”, you can “do your thing”.
(And perhaps I’ll get back my GOOD DIAMOND RING!)

Yep, Riley is living up to this poem! He even chews on mom’s ring while she is wearing it! I bet Dixie is living up to it too! šŸ™‚

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13 Responses

  1. What a precious baby.

  2. Awww, but when a puppy sleeps – so cute cute cute!!!

    When we get another puppy here, we will share your poem with him/her.

    Woos and wags, the OP Pack

  3. Woof Rusty,

    That is a pawsome poem. Mom laughed so hard she spilled her beer(of course she’s had a lot of beer). But it is the truth about puppies, isn’t it? Hope you’re doing ok.

    Desert Pups

  4. Yes, puppies mean lots of work but it is a work our humans are happy to do!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

  5. That is a wonderful picture of a tuckered out Riley!
    BOL
    What a great poem!
    Kisses
    Addie

  6. He is so cute I just wanna squeeze him.

  7. Hehe, what a funny poem, my mum loved it!

  8. That is a GREAT poem! You are a talented poet! And what a sweet picture of little pooped out Riley!

  9. hello rusty its dennis the vizsla dog mmmmmm dimond rings *DROOL* ok bye

  10. Is that the only way you can get a picture of him? When he is still and sleeping? šŸ™‚ Poor Riley, it’s a big world to investigate for a little pup!

    Patience Rusty, he’ll be your bestest bud before you know it!
    -Licks,
    Kylie

    Are you going trick-or-treating on Friday??

  11. Hi, Rusty…

    I love your poem…

    Puppies are soooo much fun…

    Abby xxxooo

  12. Regarding Dixie, She certainly is….

  13. i love it so real

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