The Wednesday Howl (Photographing a Puppy)

The Wednesday Howl

How To Photograph A Puppy

  • Remove film from box and load camera.
  • Remove film box from puppy’s mouth and throw in trash.
  • Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.
  • Choose a suitable background for photo.
  • Mount camera on tripod and focus.
  • Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.
  • Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.
  • Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.
  • Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand.
  • Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.
  • Take flashcube from puppy’s mouth and throw in trash.
  • Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy’s nose.
  • Put magazines back on coffee table.
  • Try to get puppy’s attention by squeaking toy over your head… Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.
  • Jump up in time to grab puppy and say, “No, outside! No, outside!”
  • Call spouse to clean up the mess.
  • Fix a drink.
  • Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink, and resolve to teach puppy “sit” and “stay” the first thing in the morning.
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19 Responses

  1. Nice tips you have ! really useful ! Thanks for putting it up (:

    Lots of Loves ,
    Three Musketeers

  2. šŸ™‚

    Cheers

    Charlie

  3. BOL!! Thats hilarious!.. but oh soooo true!

    love and tailwags,

    Ben xxxx

  4. BOL!!!

    Your list is dead on!
    Kisses
    Addie

  5. omdog, rusty, what makes you laugh so hard? lol

    i wonder if u have learned sit and stay by now?

    wet wet licks

    Boo

  6. Ha, yeah, that sounds about right!

  7. Rusty,

    BOL!!! My human is grumbling ‘cuz I’m like that, too.

    Woof!
    Sophy

  8. That is so funny!
    Ladybugs are macho guys in the insect world have you ever seen A Bug’s Life?
    Hugs & Snugs
    Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

  9. Hah! That is so funny (and so true!!) Did it get cold at your house today too?
    Hugs
    Sunny&Scooter

  10. muahahahahaha…that is way too funny. Mom said I was like that as a puppy, but I don’t believe her for one second!

    Lots of Licks, Ruby

  11. Who says is easy to take puppy pictures??
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

  12. LOL – that was so funny but oh so true.

    Woos, the OP Pack

  13. Rusty,
    that was so funny and true! I like the brush coffee grounds from muzzle…he he. G-Mom’s favorite part is fix a drink.
    Ram

  14. Love No. 12
    Trying to get Dixie pics (Hey it rhymes with Dixie Chicks who she was named after) is very very similar to this series of events. Maybe superglue between her butt & the floor would help.

  15. HAHAHA. Oh the joys of raising a new puppy. Sounds like you have your hands full over here.

    PS – We are going to go check out the Squirrel Arsonists. Doesnt sound like a good situation…

  16. Hi, Rusy…

    I don’t know if that only goes for puppies…

    My Mom seems to go thru that ordeal when she is trying to take my picture, too…

    Abby xxxooo

  17. So funny Rusty!! šŸ™‚

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  19. Haha, so true.

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