Daisy the Dog asked if they could keep a squirrel for a pet if they caught it while on patrol for the Squirrel Patrol. I don’t see why not as long as they do not let it back into the yard, or heaven forbid, into my yard. You know what I say: “The only good squirrel is a squirrel that’s not in my yard!” So if Daisy and Roscoe get a pet squirrel they will have to name it won’t they?
I looked up squirrel names and they were all cute names like Rocky, Twister, Alvin, Squirt, Rex, Chippy, Ricky, Pinky, Cheeky, Cheeks, Acorn, Zipper, Earl the Squirrel,……………… GAG!
I have some names for squirrels that are more suitable: Taunter, E. S. (evil squirrel), Thief, Dinner, Sammich, Pesty, P.B. (peanut brain,) Menace, Noisy, Nemesis, Error, Bane, Devil, Lucifer, Smarty Pants, Snot, Brushybutt, Lumpy, Lunatic, Plant, Rat, Snack………..
Any more suggestions?