The Wednesday Howl (Doggie Pledge)

I will not eat the cat’s food, before or after they eat it. “Kitty box crunchies” are not food. The computer’s mouse is, unlike a real mouse, inedible. I will not eat the disposable diapers, especially the dirty ones. I will not play tug o’ war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet. I [...]

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