Cross-eyed Rottweiler
(This one is really bad, get ready to roll your eyes)
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. “My dog’s cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?”
“Well,” says the vet, “let’s have a look at him” So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he [...]
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Riley and I would like to tell everyone that we wish them the Merriest of Christmases. We hope that you get all kinds of good treats, prezzies, pats and scratches and treats and of course lots and lots of good quality time with your moms and dads. Time with mom and dad is the best! [...]
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Hi Friends! I have had so much fun with this DWB Christmas Card Exchange! Just look at all the cards I got:
This really helped get me in the Christmas spirit! I loved reading all the nice, upliftin things everyone wrote. There must be….5,000 cards on that door!
On the other paw, these are the cards mom and [...]
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I was tagged by Gizmo to say something nice about the last 10 people/dogs to leave a comment on my blog. So here goes.
Starting with the last person to leave a comment (who is Khyra at this time) and working my way back we have…
1. Khyra is a beautiful Siberian Husky living where there is a lot of snow! [...]
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The Wednesday Howl a Little Early
Life lessons learned from a dog
1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you’ll get what you want.
2. Don’t go out without ID.
3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by peeing on their shoes.
4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when [...]
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Heel
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked quite a lot. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash. When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, [...]
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This should be posted at all pet stores
and puppy palaces
FORGOTTEN DOG’S CHRISTMAS
Author unknown
Twas the night before Christmas
when all thru the house
Not a creature was stirring
not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that St. Nick soon would be there.
The children all nestled snug in their beds
With no thought [...]
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Snuggle with Rusty
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Snuggle with the pillow!
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A burglar enters a house through a window, and hears someone/something say, “Jesus is watching!” the burglar gets nervous and stands perfectly still in the dark, waiting a couple minutes he hears nothing & decides to move.. Again he hears “Jesus is watching!”. He see’s a parrot and asks, “Was that you” the parrot then says “Yes” [...]
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