Dog Law
In Columbus Georgia , it is against the law for dogs to howl after 9 P.M.
Berea Kentucky law requires dogs on the streets after dark to display a red taillight.
Florida law does not allow dogs to ride in a school bus.
A law in Zion Illinois prohibits owners from teaching their dogs to smoke [...]
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New Puppy
Don’t smell crotches, don’t eat plants.
Don’t steal food or underpants.
Don’t eat my socks, don’t grab my hair . . .
DON’T RIP THE STUFFING FROM THAT CHAIR!
Don’t eat those peas! Don’t touch that bush!
Don’t chew my shoes … What IS that mush?
Eat your cookie, drink your drink.
Outta the toilet! Outta the sink!!
AWAY FROM THE CAT [...]
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UPDATE: AN IMPORTANT ARTICLE HAS BEEN RELEASED AT MAX THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER‘S PLACE HIGHLIGHTING THE TUFFY/RUSTY 2008 CAMPAIGN! IT’S A MUST READ.
I have joined Max the Golden Retriever and the Canine Party. The Canine Party stands for real change in 2008. If you would be interested in joining, just go see Max!
Tuffy/Rusty
2008
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OMD! Squirrel patrol members. You must go over to Dennis the Vizsla and read all about this scary trend in the annuals of the Great Squirrel Menace. There are all kinds of Squirrel Arsonists and they are wreaking havoc all over the country side. He has pictorial proof! Mom was laughing while she read that important article. [...]
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How To Photograph A Puppy
Remove film from box and load camera.
Remove film box from puppy’s mouth and throw in trash.
Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.
Choose a suitable background for photo.
Mount camera on tripod and focus.
Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.
Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.
Forget [...]
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YIKES! Look what mom did! She dressed me and Mini-Me up for a K9 Costume contest over at Addie’s. Mom was lucky to get this first picture with that little bundle of energy called Riley. he was actually still for a couple of seconds so mom could snap the picture. You can tell from my face [...]
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Mom was reading up on safety for dogs in the car then she ordered a seat belt restraint for me from one of her favorite places for small dogs on the web. She said I have been a real good boy about it. I haven’t whined or tried to get out of it or anything! Well, [...]
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Daisy the Pink dog tagged me for a fun meme. It is to answer 7 questions 7 times each. She said Riley too, so I’ll let him answer a couple of the questions in each category.
7 Things I Plan To Do Before I Die (moms says I am never going to die)
Rusty
1. Go to agility [...]
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Talking Dog For Sale
This guy sees a sign in front of a house “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there.”You talk?” he asks.”Yep,” the mutt replies.”So, what’s your story?”The [...]
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Izzie over at The World According to Izzie had this fun idea: go to Yearbook Yourself and see what you would look like as a human in the past! Then email Izzie the link to the post. If you would like to play go visit Izzie and read more about it. I decided to play along [...]
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