Ten top ways to tell if Martha Stewart is stalking your dog
10. There’s potpourri hanging from his/her collar.
9. The dog’s nails have been cut with pinking shears.
8. The dog toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.
7. The pooper scooper has been decorated with raffia bows.
6. That telltale lemon slice in the new silver water bowl.
5. [...]
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