Daisy the Dog asked if they could keep a squirrel for a pet if they caught it while on patrol for the Squirrel Patrol. I don’t see why not as long as they do not let it back into the yard, or heaven forbid, into my yard. You know what I say: “The only good squirrel is a squirrel that’s not in my yard!” So if Daisy and Roscoe get a pet squirrel they will have to name it won’t they?
I looked up squirrel names and they were all cute names like Rocky, Twister, Alvin, Squirt, Rex, Chippy, Ricky, Pinky, Cheeky, Cheeks, Acorn, Zipper, Earl the Squirrel,……………… GAG!
I have some names for squirrels that are more suitable: Taunter, E. S. (evil squirrel), Thief, Dinner, Sammich, Pesty, P.B. (peanut brain,) Menace, Noisy, Nemesis, Error, Bane, Devil, Lucifer, Smarty Pants, Snot, Brushybutt, Lumpy, Lunatic, Plant, Rat, Snack………..
Any more suggestions?
Pure Pest – that;s what a squirrel is.
We were going to tell woo we gave woo an award, but we see woo already know.Congratulations.
The OP Pack
Ha ha ha! Although I still like “Earl the Squirrel” !
Moloch, Beelzebub, George, Herman the Vermin …
Rusty, that picture of you is adorable!
Rats with tails.
Rusty,
hi….it’s Rambo the chihuahua here and I would like to be a member of the squirrel patrol! I hate squirrels, especially since one bit me on the nose. They wreak havoc on my yard and steal the little birdies food. I would be an active member. What do you think??
Rambo the chi.
Hi, Rusty!
You have very interesting names for that pet squirrel!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
PS Did you get an email from Opy?
G’day Rusty,
We don’t get squirrels over here but those names sound like the ones we give to Possums.
You keep on getting on them
Love Gizmo
Oh Rusty this is a very good post since we have already 2 squirrels that live in our oak tree in the front yard. Mom says they are our pets since she feeds them big nuts called peanuts, so maybe you can name them then they won’t go live at your house and will stay in our oak tree. Mom say they need names, gee I hope she doewsn’t start giving them my chicken strips!!
Wow, those are some interesting names you came out with, Rusty!
I have an award for you!
Hey Rusty,
Make sure you have your Mom check her email because you won the contest over at our place and we need your address to mail you your new toy! Boy are these toys neat, you will just love them!
Benson and Gibson
I thought squirrels were called “lunch”, “trophies”, or “dead pelts.”
Woof Rusty
We like the Dinner and Snack names the best. Just slap some rice on a plate with squirrel gravy, yummy.
Desert Pups
We LOVE your squirrel names, Rusty. May we begin assigning them to the evil little creatures in our pine grove?
Oooo yeah the squirrels need to be chased out For Sure!
You have a pretty scary face on there!
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