My Guestbook (No Squirrels Allowed)

Hi Everydoggie, everykitty and every people! This guestbook is is stuck here, forever I think. Please scroll down for new posts. But please sign it first! Thanks!

Ok, but only ONE squirrel!

HI!! :)

Well, I’ve been trying and trying to get mom to work on my blog but she wouldn’t! She gives me lots of excuses but really she could have helped me out a little!

She says it was Spring Break and she was busy and out of town. Well, I’ll have to give her that. Riley and I got to go because she found a motel that took pets. We had fun walkies and got to see and smell a lot of new and interesting things.

She says dad was feeling poorley with a little surgery he had to have and she was spending extra time with him. Well……..

She says the computer was acting up and they had to take it in for a couple of  days. OK………

She says she was busy with the stuff she had to do to apply for a new job. Hummm…….

She says, she says, she says………

She says she and dad will be out of town this weekend from early Sat. morning all the way to Monday night so she won’t be able to help me this weekend. Not only will she and dad be out, Riley and I will be boarded! WELL!!

Mom promises that next week she will post a new picture of us and visit all my friends, who I really miss! Thanks everyone for checking on me!

The Wednesday Howl (Doggie Pledge)

• I will not eat the cat’s food, before or after they eat it.

• “Kitty box crunchies” are not food.

• The computer’s mouse is, unlike a real mouse, inedible.

• I will not eat the disposable diapers, especially the dirty ones.

• I will not play tug o’ war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.

• I will not eat any more socks and then re-deposit them in the backyard after processing.

• I will not chew my human’s toothbrush and not tell them.

• I will not chew crayons or pens, especially the red ones, so my people will think I am dying.

• I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.

• I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose in her ear.

• I will not burn rubber through the open car window and into the fast food restaurant, no matter how good it smells.

• I will not throw up in the car.

• I will not bite the officer’s hand when he reaches in for mom’s driver’s license and car registration.

• When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it’s raining outside.

• I must shake the rainwater out of my fur “before” entering the house.

• I will not drop soggy tennis balls in the underwear of someone who is sitting on the toilet.

• I will not steal my Mom’s underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.

• The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom and Dad’s laps.

• We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.

• Ditto for door knocking

• I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m lying under the coffee table.

• My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

• Ditto for our guest’s crotch.

• I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

• The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

Working With the Snuggle Puggle (8)

 

Snuggling with Ethan. It’s a tough job, but somedog’s got to do it! Just working with the Snuggle Puggle.

Kira’s Official Squirrel Patrol

Check it out! Kira has invited me to become a member of her Official Squirrel Patrol! And Kira is now a member in good chasing of Rusty’s Squirrel Patrol!

Don’t you just love this award Kira gave me! I think with these two organizations working together, growing stronger as the word gets out, we will soon be free of the great squirrel menace! Maybe we can get together and go take care of that Secret Squirrel Training Facility I found last year!  Thank you Kira for thinking of me!

The Wednesday Howl (Talented dog)

 

Talented Dog

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.”

A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined.

Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.

The manager said “I can’t hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type.” The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair.

The manager was stunned, but then told the dog “the sign says you have to be good with a computer.” The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect program, that worked flawlessly the first time.

By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said “I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I *still* can’t give you the job.”

The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said “yes, but the sign *also* says that you have to be bilingual.”

The dog looked at the manager calmly and said, “Meow!”

Working With the Snuggle Puggle (7)

 

 

 

 

 

I’m glad to do my part while working with Eduardo Snuggle Puggle!

A lot of Work For One Good Picture

Boy did mom take a lot of pictures to get one or two good ones for the Happy Valentine post on Saturday. Here are some of the rejects.

 

Riley: Look! new toys! Lets play!

 

 

 

 

Rusty: The sooner you pose for mom, the sooner we can get out of here.

 

 

 

 

Riley: But I want to play!

Rusty: No. You have to pose! Now!

 

 

 

Riley: Let’s do profiles! I like my left.

 

 

 

 

Rusty: If we do profiles, we’ll do right.

 

 

 

 

Riley: But I want left!

 

 

 

 

 

Riley: I’m not taking a picture by my self, I outta here!

 

 

 

 

Riley: I said, I’m outta here!

 

 

 

 

 

Riley: NO MORE!

 

 

 

 

Riley: OMD! Get that flashy box thing out of my face!

Happy Valentine’s Day (200th Post)

Riley and I would like to wish all our bloggie doggie friends and their parents the happiest Valentine’s Day ever! We hope that your day is filled with love, goodies, friends, treats, walkies, fun, back scratches & lots of time with mom & dad!                                                                                                               
      Look! We got a Valentine’s Day card from Addie and Lucie! Isn’t it beautiful! They look so snuggly and beautiful! Thanks Friends!

We got an e- card from Gaucho and Verdi too! Isn’t it pretty?

AND look at this pretty card that Mason Dixie  gave to all of her friends!

This is my 200th post! Yipeeeeeee!

The Wednesday Howl (Seeing Eye Dog)

Seeing Eye Dog

Two men are walking their dogs, a poodle and a german shepard. They decide they’d like to go into a bar for a drink. “But we can’t bring out dogs into that bar,” says the poodle’s human. “Hey, no problem,” says the german shepard’s owner. “Just watch this.” He pulls out a pair of sunglasses and walks into the bar. “Hey, no dogs!” yells the bartender. “But this is a seeing eye dog,” says the german shepard’s human. The bartender apologizes and shows them to a chair. So, the poodle owner decides to follow suit, whips out his sunglasses, and walks into the bar. “Hey, no dogs!” yells the bartender. “But this is a seeing eye dog,” says the poodle’s human. The bartender objects, “Hey, poodles can’t be seeing eye dogs!” The poodle owner gasps, “Poodle? They told me they were giving me a german shepard!”
 

Working with the Snuggle Puggle (6)

We’re holding down the fort, Eduardo! thanks for letting us work with you!